Get those toxins

Who knew that the feet are the windows to the toxins of the soul. WTF are these toxins anyway? Maybe John McCain knows but he’s not telling. The claim is that these ionic foot baths suck the “toxins” out through your foot and the proof is that the water turns various shades of yellow and brown. In truth, the water would change color even without your feet due to oxidation of the salts and minerals in the water caused the electrolytic properties of the probe they place in the water.  You can read about it in more detail here.